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Y’all, we have a problem. Helllllp, we have been trying for a good 12 minutes to get some of the deep-fried macaroni balls everyone else is eating at Vanity Fair’s Oscars after-party.

But the first time we tried to stop a waiter in a white dinner jacket it turned out to be Timothée Chalamet, and the second time it turned out to be James Marsden, and now we have to weigh potential embarrassment against James.

Marsden, and now we have to weigh potential embarrassment against macaroni balls, so we’ll try one more time — tap tap tap — and the white-jacketed figure starts to turn, and oh dear, you know what? This particular white material does actually not feel waiter-like at all, does it? Pardon us, Rashida Jones.